Spencon

Spencon, or more well-known as the African Super Swagmasters (ASS), is the most glorious squadron ever. It was created by the most glorious man ever, Spencer, also known as Spenny G the Swagmaster.



Formation/History
Spencer went to Africa before it was blown to shizzle by a random-ass ass-teroid. He collected over nine thousand negros and then proceeded to establish the most glorious squadron ever. He then flew of in a boat to the Triangulum Galaxy to settle into a cube-shaped planet named Catharsis. Wxactly when Spencer finished colonizing the planet, a bunch of filthy barbarians attacked all the negros and painted them white. Afterwards, Catharsis stopped being ghetto and actually managed to OBLITERATE all the barbarians.

What the hell does Spencon actually do? Do they just sit around and eat potato chi-
No, they don't. The African Super Swagmasters eat low-fat potato chips so they don't catch Prestonitus (obesity). As of right now, Spencon is probably kicking Stevonia's ass and telling them they should stop saying Pufferoids are real.

Spencon hates these organizations, just saying

 * Deron - They're too cool for school. Spencon can't top that.
 * Stevonia - Isn't it obvious? *cough*Metron*cough*
 * Prestox - They're brother squadrons, and Spencon is better, even though Spenconian pilots are worse at riding cauliflour naked.
 * Briton - Brittany, the leader, dated Trevor, broke up with him due to a very perverted event, and now are dating again. Jimmy, former leader of Jimon, confirms this is absolutely disgusting.

Requirements to be part of the   African Super Swagmasters

 * Must be 47% swagger, and 47% hacker
 * Must be alive
 * Must be rated M for Mature: So you little quickscoping 10-year olds can't be a part of this (execption for Spencer).
 * Must have the ability to build a better Africa
 * Must not be be young, black, rich and famous
 * Must not have ten dollars hanging out your anus
 * Must be less swaggy than Spenny G
 * Must not be ghetto
 * Must not be Trevor