Spencer

Spencer, also known as Spenny G, is the coolest kid on the block, and also leader of Spencon.

History (that no one cares about)
Born in the year Nineteen-nintynintynintynintynintynintynintynintynintyninty-seven, Spencer grew up to be a not-so-horrible person. Now, you get to hear about his horrible experiences and awesome adventures!

8th grade
Sucked for Spencer. The following lists sucky events that happened in 8th grade for Spencer.
 * Thought he had "yoloswag"
 * Trashed his good friends
 * Befriended superswaggy kids like Austin Harper and Justin Wolfskhel
 * Got a girlfriend, which enlightened him on the do's and do not's of relationship, but is a thing he regrets
 * Misused the phrase "friends with benefits"
 * Answered the question "so where's your bitch?"
 * Aquired the nickname "Spenny G" thanks to Austin Harper
 * Used Axe
 * The Gazanta War
 * The R-USR

What's goin' on now?
Spencer currently lives on Catharsis, and is good friends with Derek. Steven, Andrew and Brittany never talk anymore, so...yeah. Spencer's main occupation is being the most PRO human ever, but that can be argued because Derek is also greater or equal to Spencer's proness levels.