D-Fighter

"SHE WANTS THE D!!!!" - Derek after Spencer told him about Brittany.

The Deron War Craft Deron-Fighter, aka the D-Fighter, is the most pro ship ever made. It's so pro that may have been known to, when describing it, use terms such as #SuperSwag, #YOLO, or #SwagCity.

Pro History
The D-Fighter was first created when the regular C-Fighter wasn't pro enough for Deron, and Derek went to DWC and said "Yo bro you go' make us a new more pro ship brochacho!" Faced with Derek suddenly talking in Gangstaese, DWC went right to work and made the C-Fighter more pro in every way, creating the D-Fighter. They then named it after Deron because otherwise Derek said he was gonna get "The Boys".

Pro Sales
Only Deron and Jimon bought D-Fighters, as everyone else knew they weren't pro enough to do so. Jimon eventually became part of Deron though, so Deron eventually had all of them.


 * Deron: 160


 * Jimon: 1

Lies About True Facts About the D-Fighter

 * Purple Johnathan says the D-Fighter is "Da Gud".
 * Batman replaced the Batmobile with a D-Fighter.
 * Whenever someone says they want the d, they mean the D-Fighter.
 * When it marches on Basilone Field, the D-Fighter doesn't get turf in it's shoes.
 * Sunglasses were invented so people could look more like a D-Fighter.
 * If Germany had the D-Fighter in World War I, they would have won in 6 seconds.
 * Terrorists tried to crash a plane into Buckingham Palace, but the D-Fighter stopped them.
 * The D-Fighter relegated the Wheel to second most important thing invented by man.
 * The D-Fighter can say the word ::.